Disney was always so strange to me
I preferred Hanna-Barbera’s
Flintstones and Scooby Doo
or even Warner Brothers’
Sylvester and Tweety Bird,
Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner
were graphically violent but funny.
But Disney just seemed weird to me
with odd, disproportionate characters.
Mouses and Ducks were the same size
But the Dogs were segregated
Pluto was Mickey‘s naked, collared pet
Goofy walked upright, fully dressed
Why was Pluto the designated slave?
To teach kids about hierarchy?
I thought the Mouseketeer
headband ears were weird
fetishized, cult-like, “join the club”
Britney Spears was their creation
need I say more?
Their animated films
were violent and traumatizing
full of witches and magicians
and psychedelic acid trip scenes.
They even used real human bones
for the Pirates of the Caribbean
it’s supposed to be an amusement ride
not a horror show!
Who invented roller coasters
and horror movies?
Why is adrenaline fear
considered wholesome family fun?
Mickey is the alpha
so he gets to wear pants
but certain males like Donald
wear a top without bottoms
I guess to show off his feathered assets.
Monkeys do this too in colonies
they display their ass
to the dominant male
who then pretends to hump them
as a sign of acceptance!