Royalty doesn’t deserve our loyalty.
What have they done for good?
Charities can function without
their bogus concern.
People don’t need
their expired rulership
the useless blessing
of their golden scepters
their meaningless speeches,
ribbon cutting ceremonies
their gaudy pageantry
diamond studded tiaras
and their pretentious tiny hats.
They need us lowly folk
to prop them up
cook and clothe and serve.
Do they feel sorry
for the countless crimes they’ve committed
under the sanctity of divine authority?
Why do aristocrats still exist?
They’re the same parasites
that have preyed on us
commoners for centuries
and yet they’re somehow forgiven
admired and even mourned over
by us foolish nobodys.
A million flowers for glamorous Diana
and none for poverty seeking Theresa
Prince Andrew is no better or worse
than the rest of those pompous jerks
those self-entitled vipers
feeding off our resources
like vampires.
They assume they’ve a right to rule
over people who can’t wake up from servitude.
Wasn’t Jack the Ripper allegedly one of them?
Jimmy Saville, the pedophile was their darling.
He counseled Charles and Diana
on their loveless marriage
Hahahahahaha!
I wouldn’t be surprised
if they were are cannibals.
The decrepitude of elites
no longer shocks me.

So we’ll written and full of truth. Telling it as it is. Faux
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I’m glad you liked the poem. Thanks Faux!
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Jimmy Saville.
Now there was a creep to outcreep all creeps.
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Well Said! Ugh! He’s got the creepiest eyes, those rose colored glasses can’t hide it. I actually never heard of him until I read that he was a predator of children.
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I’d first of him when I was living in Vancouver and news stories emerged that BBC top brass knew of his creepy criminal goings-on when he was still alive and they covered it up.
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Exactly, they were probably all in on it.
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Seriously. Why are royals still a thing? Of course, we have the Kardashians, so we’re no different. PS-I googled their name to make sure I spelled it right: 228,000,000 results. We’re doomed.
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I agree, North Americans do idolize celebrities as “royals”. Don’t get me started on the Kardashians! They became infamous after the OJ Simpson trial and what’s her face’s “leaked” sex tape. I can’t understand why people follow their boring drama! We’re definitely doomed!
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